Meme and Memoirs

1. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to? Nope and the worst I can not remember her name...hahah sorry!
2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons? recycle them and make an enormous toy with it.
3. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school? Nirvana, R.E.M and PORTISHEAD yay!!!!
4. What is the best thing about your current job? That I am still amuzed by people everytime, sometimes I lose faith in kind people and there is always one eager to be in help.
5. Do you wish cell phone etiquette was required? Yes....in fact I received as a present a cell phone (second hand) and I am starting to know how they work.
6. Are you against same sex marriage? Nope in fact one of my best friends has his couple and they are meant to be together.
7. Have you been on a date in the past week? Nope...not this past week.
8. Where are you going on your next vacation? Spain.
9. Quote a song lyric:"chalala chalala" sorry I do not have a good memory for lyrics..
10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old? Both, but mostly new.
11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea? Nope and I wish in my country existed one Ikea
12. Do you like your parents? Hell YYYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!
13. Do you still live with them? hahahahahahahahaha Yeaph!
14. What state/country are you from? I'm from Mexico!
15. Tell us about the last conversation you had? I told my father about my things to cover over the day.
16. Where do you see yourself in one month? Working in my studies and preparing my networking and stuff of my comic work.
17. What is your favorite smell? Flesh there are some girls that smell really sweet, I love that!
18. What happened to #18??? Was devour by the void of reality
19. Do you consider yourself bi-polar? hahahahahah maybe my speech hahahaha!! I am a simple man who gets complex when I do not have the right info.
20. What is the time and the outside temperature? Its 12 and cold about 6 degrees...let me check...... achhooo!!! yeah it is cold outside.
21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your coworkers? Nope I believe in Karma.
22. Have you ever gone to therapy? which type of....hahahahah!! nope but I guess next month.
23. Have you ever Played Spin the Bottle? hahahaha nope my friends used to be nerdies so I guess a nerd never wanted to kiss another nerd hahahahaha. Ohhhhh probably once but with some girls and only me....ohhhhh yeah I remember!
24. Have you ever Toilet papered someone's house? Nope, but I used to ring the bell of houses and wait for the people so they asked me if I had seen someone knocking the door...
25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them? Yeaph.
26. Have you ever gone camping? Yes, but never my taste.
27. Have you ever had a crush on your sibling's friend? Yes, but I normally do not mix friends and love...sad indeed.
28. Have you ever been to a nude beach? Nope!!
29. Have you ever had sex on the beach? Nope, but eager!!
30. Have you ever had a stalker? Yes, 2 or 3 girls... poor them, They were sending me flowers and poems but when I say no is no.
31. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Nope.
32. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried? Yes, at least one over the week. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SNIFF SNIFF!
33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober one? Yes, I all of them I do not drink.
34. Have you ever been cheated on? YES!! by someone who I really cared too much but I learned my lesson.
35. Have you ever had sex with one of your opposite sex friends? No
36. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend? Yes.
37. Have you ever felt like you were just completely rhino raped? I do not know what this means but I hope it is not hurtful.
38. Have you ever lied to your parents? Yeap.
39. Have you ever been out of the US? Yeap.
40. Have you ever thrown up from working out? Nope.
41. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat? Well in fact it was so bad that they shaved my head.
42. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food locations? Nope!!!
43. Have you ever gotten so wasted you didn't know what was going on? Nope.
44. Have you ever spied on someone you had a crush on? hahahahah yes and I guess She was wearing pink panties...damn!!! But I as really young.
45. Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers? HAHAHAH Yeap!
46. Have you ever seen your best friend naked? Nope

This was a funny one!!

JESUS ANTONIO